Brutally honest. Painfully helpful.
Your resumeis fine.*
*Said no recruiter ever.
Upload your resume for an AI roast with receipts. Find the dead buzzwords, missing numbers, and forgettable bullets before an ATS—or a recruiter—does.
PDF or DOCX · One free roast · Zero fake pep talks
Resume
Roasted
Live roast
Drop your resume here
PDF / DOCX · max 10MB
We're about to have some fun.
We don't sugarcoat. We roast.
The point is not to roast you into oblivion. It's to give your next version something better to say.
The process
Heat, then help.
A sharp read of what's not landing, followed by clear ways to fix it. No vague “be more impactful” nonsense.
01
Upload the real thing.
Drop in the PDF or DOCX you are actually about to send. We can handle the truth.
02
Get the blunt read.
We call out vague bullets, buried wins, missing proof, and ATS-shaped potholes.
03
Make the next draft hurt less.
Keep the roast. Use the clear, practical fixes before your next application goes out.
The actual feedback
A roast with a point.
You'll see what a recruiter may skim past: filler phrases, vague accomplishments, unclear targets, and wins that need proof.
“Led cross-functional initiatives” is not a result. What changed because you were there?
Example roast note—not an interview guarantee.
Funny enough to share.
Keep the funniest line for the group chat. Keep the useful notes for the next draft.
Ready for a real rewrite?
When the roast finds the problems, move into a role-focused rewrite and stop fighting the same bullets.
See rewrite optionsPick your heat
Start with the roast. Upgrade when it counts.
Start with an unfiltered first pass. Move into a rewrite when you want the next version to do more work for you.
Free roast
$0
One resume. One honest first pass.
- Clarity and impact critique
- ATS-minded prompts
- Shareable format
For application mode
Resume rewrite
$49
Turn feedback into stronger, role-focused content—without sanding off the experience that makes your resume yours.
- Everything in the roast
- Sharper summary and bullets
- Target-role language
- No generic AI filler
Your career drama stays private.
- Your resume is used to make your roast—not to train a public personality test.
- No fake interview promises. No career-coach fog machine.
- You stay in control of what you keep, share, or rewrite.
Stop sending the version you're unsure about.
Get the honest read, make the smart edits, and send the next application with less fluff and more proof.
Roast my resume free